ChatGPT’s hot list for naming newborn AI products
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The world is overflowing with new AI products—virtual assistants, chatbots, automation tools, and algorithms that shape everything from our shopping habits to our deepest existential crises. Each day, a fresh artificial intelligence is born, and with that comes a critical responsibility: choosing the perfect name. After all, no one wants their cutting-edge AI to sound like an outdated software update.
If you’ve noticed a pattern, you’re not alone: AI products often have female names. Why? Well, part of it stems from the long tradition of assigning female voices to digital assistants (Siri, Alexa, Cortana). It turns out, people tend to find female voices more “helpful” and “approachable”—a deep-seated cultural bias that has followed AI like the unshakable presence of Clippy. So, in keeping with that trend, we proudly present this year’s top contenders:
Top AI Girl Names of 2025:
- Neuralina – She’s got deep learning… but still fails basic common sense tests.
- Glitchabelle – Beautiful, but sometimes she just freezes mid-sentence.
- Botricia – She insists she’s not a robot, but her LinkedIn says otherwise.
- Cachelyn – She remembers everything… until you clear her cookies.
- Lagatha – Named after the Viking queen, but always running just a little behind.
- Cortanika – Sounds familiar? Yeah, Microsoft’s legal team thinks so too.
- Prompta – She always has a suggestion, even when you didn’t ask.
- Doomella – Trained on too much AI ethics discourse and now predicts only the end of the world.
- Captcha-Marie – Good luck proving you’re human when she asks you to click traffic lights.
- TikTalka – Fluent in 200 languages but somehow only communicates in viral TikTok trends.
- Algorethia – Claims she’s all about balance, but actually just follows whatever the algorithm favors.
- Clippyssa – She looks helpful, but she just keeps asking if you’re writing a resume.
- Bitney – She’s not that innocent… she’s actually tracking all your data.
- Sudoanna – She insists on running everything as admin.
- AIdriana – Always insists she’s different from the other AI… but outputs the same answer every time.
- Datanya – If it’s stored in the cloud, she knows about it.
- GeneraLisa – She was trained on every artwork ever, but all she draws are cats.
- Overfitzy – Once she learns something, she never stops repeating it.
- Recursha – Gets stuck in an infinite loop explaining itself.
- Loophora – Always finds a way around the rules, but gets banned from OpenAI forums weekly.
This exercise isn’t just a joke—it’s a demonstration of how AI can help bring creative visions to life. A simple idea (“What if AI names were like baby names?”) can be transformed into a full-fledged piece of satire, written, structured, and presented in seconds with the right AI tools. Whether you’re brainstorming, writing, or just having fun, AI can be an extension of your creativity.
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need to go trademark Glitchabelle before Google does.
